Splayed on the floor, he’s not getting up anytime soon.
Wiping his brow, the officer gently asks,
“You seem really upset, Ma’am.
Can you tell me – what happened here?”
She takes a deep breath, sighs loudly,
“He used a metal spatula on my new Calphalon pan,”
and starts slowly wiping the blood off her hands…
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Want to play? Write a fictional story in 55 words exactly. Then, tell G-man.
He'll stalk you if you're good...
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Want to play? Write a fictional story in 55 words exactly. Then, tell G-man.
He'll stalk you if you're good...
24 comments:
oh silly man...should have know better...can you explain this to me so i dont make the same mistake? smiles.
I love it and boy do I know the feeling!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury have you reached a verdict.?
We have your honor, we find the defendant...Not Guilty!!
Rachel...That is one of My Phobias, I don't even keep a metal spatula in the drawer...
I loved your 55
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
I'd say justifiable homicide. Excellent 55.
Never, ever, ever would I use metal on a calphalon pan. Ever. I would not want to be killed.
lol! Love it! He soooooo deserved it! ;)
Gives a new meaning to "When Mama's not happy, NO body's happy." Criminally insane 55.
Oh then, it was completely justified.
:)
brilliant 55!
Hang him! LOL
justifiable homicide!
Aloha from Waikiki :)
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He wont be doing that next time.
Hang on, there wont be a next time will there.
Another smile inducing 55. I am loving these.
OH YEAH!!!! That would do it for me to.
bwahahahah!!!! that's hilarious. a jury of cooks would acquit without hesitation!
Oh my my!!!
Indeed.. that was a crime!!
hugs xoxox
Oh, this is so funny, since a metal spatula is in this week's Suzie's House too. Yours is a bit more dangerous I think. :)
It's astounding that men don't know this! Loved your 55.
LOL, fun.
Thank you for stopping by!! Love the post ;)
Hope your weekend is great
Rainbow
i like this complete story in only 55 words! i gave you one of my weekly Goddess Awards if you would like to collect it for your sidebar.
Happy blogging!
Congrats on your POTW on Goddess' blog. She is right; this is worthy of recognition. Great writing.
I can totally relate.
The latest non-stick coatings are metal-utensil safe... if only she had known.
Silly man. Serves him right I guess. But I would let him come and cook at my house if he was willing. Anything to get out of cooking once in a while!
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